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SKIING HUMOR

FOR KIDS (THIS PAGE)
FOR ADULTS

Jokes for kids

Kid 1) "Knock, knock."
Kid 2) "Who's there?"
Kid 1) "Boo."
Kid 2) "Boo who?
Kid 1) "I'm sorry I made you cry!"

Kid 1) "Knock, knock."
Kid 2) "Who's there?"
Kid 1) "Who."
Kid 2) "Who who?
Kid 1) "You sound like an owl."

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
You tickle its funny bone!

Why did the witch ride her broomstick?
So she could sweep the sky!

Why do witches ride broomsticks?
Vaccum cleaners are too heavy.

Why was the mummy so tired?
It was all wound up!

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Take it to a pumpkin patch!

Where does a wolf go when it loses its tail?
To a re-tail store!

What's a hot dog with no inside?
A hallo-weenie!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A frostbite!

Why do skeletons frighten easily?
Because they have no guts!

What happens when monsters hold a beauty pageant?
Nobody wins!

How many vampires can you put in an empty coffin?
One--because then it's not empty! or
None--because it wouldn't be empty.

How do you greet a 3-headed snowman?
"Hello!", "Hello!", "Hello!"

A plane crashes on the U.S./Canada border in winter and the snow is deep. Where do you bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors!

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!

What happened when the skunk wrote a book?
It became a best smeller!

What do you get when you cross a hummingbird with a cow?
A humburger!

What part of the tree scared the cat?
Its bark!

What kind of van does Minnie Mouse drive?
A mini-van.

What was the witch good at in school?
Spell-ing!

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat what bugs them!

Where do little cows eat?
In the calf-teria!

What do you call a sick dog?
A germy-shepherd!

How many months have 28 days?
They all do!

 What do you call an old snowman?
 Water!

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